Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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