I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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