Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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