So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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