Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
