so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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