Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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