i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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