theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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