After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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