Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
whose parrot is this?
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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