Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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