I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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