when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I was not drunk enough for that final.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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