Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
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