dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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