He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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