Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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