I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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