at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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