she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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