She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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