omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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