Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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