ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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