Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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