I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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