I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
im holly from the hills drunk
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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