she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
you guys were way drunker than both of me
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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