so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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