She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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