Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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