well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
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