it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Dude, I just rear-ended a cab
Are you drunk?
A little...yes
Run!
Terrible brother advice.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
there was a trapeze. enough said
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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