I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
