we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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