he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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