Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Please don't give away my fajitas
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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