I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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