covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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