Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
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