YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
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