let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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