he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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