no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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