They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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