even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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