what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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