2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
Randomize
