As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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